The DOMINIC LAGAN Gallery @ BrendanWorld™

Everybody! Except* obvs Gooners, people in tracksuits, those with a subscription to the NYT, the FT, and/or Caravanners Monthly, plus Guardian readers, influencers, anyone from Gen X, Millennial, Gen Z or Gen Alpha, online scolds and language police, those with social media accounts ending in the word Tok, slogan‑only politicians, corporate DEI careerists, those who use the term LGBTQIA+, followers of Gramsci, Nigel Farage and/or Jean-Luc Mélenchon, those with mullets, man buns, tattoos or wearing Birkenstocks, gangsta rappers, the late  Michel Foucault, and the terminally woke, which for the avoidance of doubt is defined as  "a Neo-McCarthyite, anti-free speech, post Marxist bourgeois ideology of intolerance to any diversity of opinion, based on the radical Left/Maoist Dutschke concept of the ‘long march through the institutions’, whose groupthink beliefs include identity politics, critical race theory, white privilege and other forms of performative anti-white racism (including that practised by whites as a proactive self-defense mechanism and/or virtue signalling e.g. taking a knee), slavery reparations, affirmative action based on race not class, the splitting of students into racially segregated affinity groups; identity synthesis (which claims that categories like race, gender and sexual orientation are the primary prism through which to understand everything about our society, from major historical events to trivial personal interactions); the idea that trans women are actually women, the censorship of new books by sensitivity readers, compulsory or crypto compulsory DEI "loyalty oaths", compulsory ‘unconscious bias’ training courses and other forms of compelled performative dishonesty; the removal and/or destruction of historical monuments and artifacts deemed unacceptable to the groupthink; the compelled performative use of ethnic minorities in advertising; the scapegoating for perceived and self defined micro aggressions (whether or not there was any conscious intent to offend); the forced and mandatory use of pronouns and other forms of speech policing and compelled speech; the belief that freedom of speech does not entitle the speaker to offend (defined as the self perceived taking of offense); and the ad hominem suppression of dissent by the neo-Fascist bullying techniques of: cancellation, offense archaeology, doxxing, debanking, sanctioning, no-platforming, boycotting by woke individuals and captured state institutions of anybody who disagrees with some or all of these ideas." 
*with gratitude to the genius of Sir William Schwenk Gilbert